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Every Friday: Pop into Ricky's kitchen to learn about current events from around the world and other bullsh*t with Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles over chips, liquor, and dope.
Episode 1 - Can't Get You Out Of My HeadWelcome to Season 3 of Park After Dark - f*ck, it only seems like last week we finished Season 2! So, just how f*cked up are the Boys today? They're talking NFTs, UFOs, high IQs, thousand year old co*cks, the secret to living a long f*cking life -- plus hydration tricks from Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on May 28th, 2021.
Episode 2 - I'll Drink and I'll BangWhoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a f*cking shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas -- and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what the f*ck's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.
Episode 3 - Goddamn Good Pretzel Dogs Right ThereRicky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer! Before they get f*cked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky's awesome pretzel dogs!
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Park After Dark | Season 4Episode 4 - Two Suitcases Of HashRicky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?
Episode 5 - The Great Sunnyvale Bake OffJulian's got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club - so Randy's taking his place! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy's jail lover, and renting out Julian's trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show - but what should they call it?
Episode 6 - Space JunkRicky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!
Episode 7 - f*ck Jail, Go To HospitalJulian's back in the trailer! He reveals where the f*ck he's been - and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so sh*tty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys'... friend?!
Episode 8 - Banging in the Produce SectionRicky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest f*cking place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!
Episode 9 - Ricky's Shark WeekRicky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!
Episode 10 - Weekend at Bubbles'The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some f*cked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
Episode 11 - Ricky's Frozen Liquor PartyPut on your speedos and join the Park After Dark co*cktail bar for Ricky's strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is f*cked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity - Smoke It Forward!
Episode 12 - Will Twitch for ScrillaJulian wants to get gaming on Twitch like Snoop Dogg - but first he needs to steal some sh*t! Ricky has some long, tall, short and f*cked facts, and Bubbles reveals his Friday 13th nightmare. Also: What's a group of clowns called? Can ya figure it out before Ricky and Bubbles?!
Episode 13 - Canadian Underground Nuclear Test SystemsThere's a party in the trailer today with tater tot nachos, pulled pork... and one stinkin' Randy! The Boys discuss why the Queen is on Julian's hot list, the art of the fartist, and Ricky's new business idea. Also: What in the f*ck is Bubbles wearing on his face?!
Episode 14 - Bubbles' Shirt ShackRicky's new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that f*cking iron cranked up - time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights - how much is Ricky's eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!
Episode 15 - Never Trust a Caveman Bearing Dirty LiquorWhat the f*ck is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the f*ck does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
Episode 16 - Bullsh*t Service AnnouncementSunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that sh*tstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: f*ck the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!
Episode 17 - Dumb TVOn this week's Clusterf*ck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!
Episode 18 - My New Girlfriend MaryRicky's got a new toy - is it a tanning booth, Doctor Who's TARDIS, or something really dope? The Boys also talk about kitties, banging on the moon, and play Drunk, Stoned or Stupid!
Episode 19 - Sweet In A Dumb WayTrinity and Jacob take time out from their f*cked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some f*ckin' rest. Also: The world's most delicious animals, and why you shouldn't jam a USB cable in your co*ck!
Episode 20 - The Food FightersThe Boys eat a feast fit for a fighter and cook some scrump-dilly Army dinners - but where's the freeze-dried dope? Also: Greasy gorillas and sex with robots!
Episode 21 - Hot Balogny PizzaRicky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my f*ck, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash co*cktail!
Episode 22 - Split Right Down The Middle, BoysThe Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life f*ckin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your co*ck water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as f*ck...
Episode 23 - Pumpkin SplattersIt's Halloween, f*ckers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the f*ck is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!
Episode 24 - Ding DongsOn the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!
Episode 25 - Greasy GooglingOn today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most f*cked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?
Episode 26 - Mr. ElectricityRicky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: f*ck no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a f*cked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian doesn't want to talk about ass play... but he does!
Episode 28 - Fish HolesVodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy sh*t, Park After Dark is getting f*cked up today! The Boys chat about a really sh*tty doctor, f*cked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...
Episode 29 - Christmas BallsLights, tinsel, balogny tit* - Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are putting up the Christmas decorations! Just one little problem - they're high as f*ck on pancake gummies...
Episode 30 - LIVE Holiday sh*tshowLive from Ricky's trailer, it's four hours of festive f*ckery with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy, a sh*tload of special guests over the worldly pipe, and a damn donair turkey, what the f*ck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 17th, 2021.
Episode 31 - Santa Bubbs Is Comin' To TownIt's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank f*ck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and f*cked) presents the Boys get this year...
Episode 32 - Adios, Muthaf*cka!Tell 2021 to f*ck OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a co*cktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
Episode 33 - The Best f*ckin' Year Ever2021 was f*ckED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
Episode 34 - Butterflies And Kittens (And No co*ck Talk)f*ckKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad sh*t and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis f*ckaround!
Episode 35 - Come On Internet, Gimme Some JuiceGood times - the Boys are back in Ricky's trailer and baked as f*ck! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga sh*tnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an... ashtray?!
Episode 36 - The Fackin' Cycle Of LifeJanuary may be f*cked, but the Boys are having a good time in the trailer! Bubbles has entered Julian into a muscle contest, Julian wants to move to Japan and punch a sumo wrastler, and Ricky has some freakish stories about the worst funerals ever! Also: Why you shouldn't squirt expanding foam into your pisshole!
Episode 37 - February f*ckedWelcome to the f*cked month of the silent 'R'! Bubbles' brain is firing on all engines, and he can't stop thinking about scrump-dilly airport buffets - will he ever get to eat at one again? The Boys also discuss mashed potato fights, garbage crows.... and get ready to screenshot Julian's tit*!
Episode 38 - My Greasy ValentineLove (and banging) is in the air as the Boys get ready for Valentine's Day! Does Bubbles have a love interest down at the Legion, and are her blowing days over? Also: Living your best life as a blind bisexual tortoise, and Wilf Carter the yodelling cowboy!
Episode 39 - BC BudsThe Boys are off to Vancouver today for their Fan Expo appearance - but Julian's got himself f*cking arrested! Can Randy suck quick enough to save the day? Also: Superbowel Monday, mongoose on a plane, and a bumper batch of borntdays!
Episode 40 - Captains Of The sh*t Linerf*ck jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate f*ck machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?
Episode 41 - Treasure Chests And Candy Cane co*cksIn the jinkety-janked trailer today: Julian's got co*ck Eyes, Ricky's ready to move to Switzerland, and Bubbles just want to take a nap! Before Bubbs drops right out of 'er, they discuss buried treasure, manscaping, and why you shouldn't leave your weiner out in the sun!
Episode 42 - horseco*ck21Someone put too much weed butter on the popcorn, the Boys are f*ckED today! Find out how much they charge for horseco*ck redirects (and a coupla half-jacks), and Bubbles appraises a one-nostril kitty called Egbert. Yep, we told you they're f*ckED!
Episode 43 - Brain FlushThe Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can f*ck off, and weird English sammiches. Also: f*ck Siri, ask Dougie!
Episode 44 - Big Mac Donair Pizza PartyDeee-f*cking-licious!! The Boys f*ck with honey hot sauce pizza and KoD Big Mac donairs - but is Julian too much of a food puss* to eat it? Also: Snake farts, bear fights, and a dentist greasier than Sam Losco!
Episode 45 - Crab CheckBubbles has some bad news - there's an outbreak of crabs in Ricky's trailer! Better check your bags, boys! Also: The Oscars slapdown, Billie Eyelash, and some totally f*cked April Fools!
Episode 46 - Talkin' DirtyThe Boys are a bit f*ckin' battered today - find out who got bashed at the grocery store, and who's joined the Corona Club! Plus: Feeling romantic, or wanna get dirty? Get some Kissing Lessons With Bubbles!
Episode 47 - Happy Great FridayRicky and Bubbles are having a great Good Friday until Randy starts talking about his bum! They discuss why kitty guys are sexy, ass diamonds, and why horoscopes are horseco*cks! Also: The answer to one of life's ultimate questions: how does a dog wear pants?
Episode 48 - Randy SnugglebeansThe Boys might be recovering from 420, but they're on fire today! They solve the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster, sue Marvel for ganking the Green Bastard's look, and figure out how to pop your lung while pulling your goalie. Also: Why is Julian sexting Randy?
Episode 49 - The Julian ExperienceThe Boys have gone through the weed wormhole and are baked as f*ck! Before the f*ckin' wheels come off, they chat about outhouse mishaps, weed lasagna, and whether Bubbles would marry a kitty! Also: Rent Julian for the night and get a bang for free!
Episode 50 - Attraction Level Sex PipesThe Boys are f*cked on edibles today, so get ready for a train wreck! They discuss Ice Wars, the world's most awesome liquor bottle, and do some hard f*cking math. Plus: Go Around the World in 80oz with Julian!
Episode 51 - 99 Joints HighGet ready for a train wreck - Ricky's so high he's speaking French! He's also got an idea for a new business - watch the f*ck out, playground bullies! Also: co*ck growers, the worst/best/worst funeral ever, and bornting a baby at a Metallica gig!
Episode 52 - The Long High WeekendThe Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some f*cking important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was... shiny??!
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